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The Hypertext Cemetery
Most of us know the phrase “murder your darlings”, and it applies just as much to webpages as it does to writing. Over the years of curating this site, I’ve created many ill-fated ideas that eventually met horrible, awkward deaths. This page serves both as an archive of those experiments and a eulogy for the souls that succumbed to my apathy. Yet within their remains, there may still be a silver lining for you, the reader: something worth salvaging from their poor bones.
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Died on the rack during a confession of its pointlessness.
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Cannibalised by its webcomic sibling.
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Shackled to the wall and allowed to wither.
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Claimed it was a library. Had actually come here to kill me.
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Trapped in the floorboards.
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Cooked into a stew.
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Eviscerated as a sacrifice to unearthly forces.
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Sent into a hedge-maze and found drowned.
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Starved of all meals, except for nonstop Rabbithole Page stew.
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Left to the elements to expire.
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Exsanguinated for not doing my bidding.
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Tossed into a portal to Hell.