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Study / Pearl's FAQ / Introduction

Introduction

Here's all the questions I haven't actually been asked, but feel like answering regardless. You get answers, I get an excuse to kick loose and relax a bit, and we both learn something out of this whole thing.

If you're intending to contact me, I highly recommend you read this in its entirety. That way you'll get an idea of what to expect when we talk.

Questions are sorted by category, alphabetically: Boundaries, Identity, Interests, Work Process. Within each category, questions run alphabetically too.

Study / Pearl's FAQ / Boundaries

Do you have a DNI?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

Sure, sending e-mails to strange people online can be intimidating and I want to save us both the trouble.

  1. Are you a minor?
  2. Are you an adult that interacts with minors?
  3. Do you view animals, children or the dead as viable sexual partners?
  4. Do you create, defend or platform content involving the above?
  5. Do you call yourself "kink-friendly" without saying what those kinks actually are? (This is a common dogwhistle used by the latter two groups for the above catergories).
  6. Do you otherwise create, defend or platform sexual content of a nonconsensual nature?
  7. Do you call yourself any type of "Pro-Ship"? I have no horse in the fandom race but plenty of bad experiences with this crowd and they tend to overlap with the groups above.
  8. Do you post disparaging things about other peoples' DNIs or create lists of "stupid DNI criteria"? If so, then I fail to see why judging peoples' boundaries, no matter how "unusual", makes you think I'd want to talk to you.
  9. Do you engage with current events on a regular basis? Are you going to call me a fascist or a normie if I don't?
  10. Do you engage with AI news on a regular basis? Are you going to call me a sloperator or a luddite if I engage with it differently from you?
  11. Do you engage with any kind of flamewarring on a regular basis? Can I envision you on your death bed wishing you'd argued with more strangers online?

Also, if you happen to be any of these, don't hide it. My internet home is my internet castle, and I've got the boiling oil right here.

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How can I contact you?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

Private e-mails are welcome, if you inquire politely and acknowledge my experiences with dissociation. Failing these, I will not respond.

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Why do you not engage in fandoms?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

Fandoms were more of a thing when I was a kid or a teenager, but over time, as my identity solidified, I didn't really feel the need to latch onto one anymore. But also, as a result of that, I find that fandoms tend to be full of people who are very much struggling with themselves. While I do sympathise with that (as fiction can provide comfort from a traumatic, unpredictable reality) I recognise the hazards of latching your entire self onto some kind of media. I see an old self in it, and it makes me sad.

Another thing I'd add is that fandoms don't have a very easy time with boundaries, or maintaining them. For example, people often get forced into close proximity, where from there they're pressured to "pick sides" on particular "fandom discourse" topics. A more serious issue is when minors are involved, as many fandoms have large populations of minors and adults sharing its spaces. Naturally this creates a huge child safety problem that, with the continuous growth of the internet, becomes increasingly dangerous and irresponsible for these spaces to ignore. This culture of feigned ignorance shelters abusers, and enables them to resume with their behaviour in the name of not rocking the boat. Accepting everyone sounds good until you accept literally everyone: paraphiles (casual and "activists" alike), other sexual abusers, and the incompetent moderators who let them pass by.

Furry has a massive problem with this in particular, and it was actually the reason I quit. The response to the 2018 Zoosadist leaks and the retroactive sanitising of furries as hyper-aware crusaders of animal welfare, even when the truth was more to do with Zoophile infighting than furry valour, is especially galling. Animals were tortured to death and all these fucking people have to say is that their image is being sullied. That is all I have to say on that.

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Why don't you use social media?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

Ignoring honest business pursuits, I found most websites to be mires of thought-terminating clichés. Though I lurked on-and-off on Tumblr for years, I did not integrate into it or understand the user culture. Microblogging never came naturally to me. Instead I attempted various art galleries. After I left deviantART, I hopped on-and-off between furry sites, then in the earlier nights of the lair, I had a brief stint on Buzzly that ended in a site-wide riot and one on SheezyArt that I vacated on less poor terms though it got hit hard by age-verification laws. I spent one year on Bluesky, which I left due to a growing disdain for the atmosphere and a feeling that I couldn't really get much conversation out of people there. People there seemed more interested in talking about politics than socialising. Years of lurking in every conceivable corner of the internet built up a kind of immunity to social media and its inbuilt conditioning techniques. I didn't get addicted, I got the opposite: bored and frustrated.

Social media, even when I existed as conservatively as possible, discouraged me from setting limits. When something political and/or upsetting happened, it spread across the platform and I found myself pressured, with much intensity, to have an opinion on it. I did not grant these, though the posts of users, angry at the refusal of others, made this process uncomfortable. Even when I tried to get away from this material, the people around me tended to repost it or if not that, my homepage would do so itself. I could not relax in that environment, and my other attempts to disengage carried similar amounts of rhetorical weight. Tools of placing space between myself and others became interpreted as a new means of aggression. A blocklist could keep the experience focused on what a user wanted to see, but they could also be used to target people for heckling, especially if the creator felt impassioned to be as thorough as possible. A sizeable portion of blocklists I saw used insulting, condescending language, instead of stating who they were for. Being pelted with parting shots from disagreeable people was not pleasant. It did not incline me towards their views, nor did it make me feel worse about my own. It simply achieved nothing productive.

Study / Pearl's FAQ / Identity

What are your political beliefs?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

I'm a left-leaning libertarian. I hate big money, being told how to feel and spoogy ghosts. My best friend is a similarly inclined transmasculine Guy Fieri androgyne who will talk your ear off about illegal substances and tornado sirens. So in short, my beliefs are probably not going to get in the way if you want to contact me!

Study / Pearl's FAQ / Identity

What is that creature I keep seeing?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

That is my author avatar, Sanguine! I've had them since 2020. You can read more about them in the Study, but I'll give you some quick facts to get you two acquainted.

  •  They're an ethereal entity, psychically projected from the dreams of their corresponding (and identical) statue. Physical flesh, blood and other such attributes are absent. It explains all the sparkling and glowing; which is most visible on their nose, horns and pawpads. It's like a glow-in-the-dark effect.
  •  Like many grotesques (and after some wondering) they are toothless. They used to have teeth but they're gone until further notice.
  •  Sanguine can wear clothes, but would most like the company of oversized jumpers and ghost-themed pyjamas.
  •  Sanguine can nurse a glass of warm milk, a vial of pond water or apple juice served in the skull of an enemy. If you're feeling devious, you may depict Sanguine with a block of cheese.
  •  Sanguine likes to haunt crypts, chapels, cathedrals, woodlands and anything else of that sort.
  • Sanguine has a fixation on touching things. They're overly aware of the sensation of touch, and you can find them just kind of stroking things a lot. They really like knobbly textures and fluffy things, but they also get nervous touching fluffy things because they feel like they'll somehow make it dirty, contaminate it, press too hard, or mat it. So Sanguine prefers to get something fluffy and then just stare at it awkwardly without touching it.
  •  Sanguine is too nervous to speak but can compromise by scrawling on chalk boards. The reason for this muteness is still not really very well known. When I think of Sanguine, I just cannot imagine them with a voice whatsoever. Which, you know, I find ironic given how much of my writing actually originates from dictation. But in general, there's just not really a voice that I could see suiting them. Everyone I've met has said they actually feel the same way, they cannot imagine this character even remotely trying to speak. At most, it's like you touch their nose and it makes a clown honk or something.
  • Sanguine has very cat-like mannerisms. They'll curl up into a ball, perch, tuck their arms underneath their body and look like a loaf. Personally, I call it an igloo. Cats look more like igloos to me when they do that.
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What made you join the small web?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

Everything I thought, they agreed or at the minimum held enough of a sentiment that in our differences, still told me we had some feeling in common. Above all else, besides my memories and complaints, what drew me to the small web and continued to keep me there was that it complimented me as a person, not an archetype. I wanted to exist on my own terms, to be understood in gradual increments, at the pace a person actually takes to understand another, without a platform turning our exchange into a game to win or meeting people who feel at home in such a structure. I had little interest in one-liners, snarl words, or proclamations of the apocalypse; I had patience and prudence to reward, respect to meet in return. I was not simple or convenient, but I was also not a logic problem. I was the right kind of person for the people who were right for me.

I just had to tell them who I was.

Study / Pearl's FAQ / Interests

What version of Petz do you play?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

I have Petz 4, though I have also played and grown up with Petz 5 as well. My favourite cat breed is the Honey Bear, and my favourite dog breed is the Labrador. While I have no idea how to hex, I do love downloading modded clothes and toys for my babies.

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Who is Max Stirner?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

Johann Kaspar Schmidt, known by his pen name Max Stirner, was a German philosopher. He specialised in Hegelian philosophy, and would go on to form critical foundations for Individualist anarchism, most notably Egoist anarchism. As its name implies, Egoism is about the self. You do things because you want to, not because you are commanded by notions of morality, patriotism, or religiosity. It was actually very atheist in that way, in that you were not commanded by religion; that you could acknowledge it, but not find yourself doing things solely because of it. And you can love, but not because you feel pressed to, but on your own terms.

Study / Pearl's FAQ / Interests

What do you work to?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

For black metal, I like Bathory, Mayhem, Wallachia and Wormphlegm. For dungeon synth, my favourite artist is Ekthelion, especially his album Moonrealms.

As for a stranger habit, starting with the creation of Foxtrot: Gone Away, I'll code to an hour-long loop of the Nutcracker's Arabian Coffee. I couldn't tell you why it works, only that it does.

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Can I use anything from your code?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

By all means, go ahead. This site is built off a template that's not even mine, with code that's not even mine, now being assisted by a robot (*gasp.mp3*) and well, I don't see the need to be precious over it. This also applies to my links, the links I've gathered for Lutzbug over on his site and anything else that I didn't create with my own two hands from a speck of nothing. Let's not fool ourselves now, your layout is nice and I quite like it, but that code did not come from you like a bout of creative alchemy. You got it from W3schools, you got it from stack overflow, codepen, another webmaster. However, because my lair isn't for shadowboxing the wall while the rest of you laugh hysterically, I will stop my imprudence and suggest this: Have faith in your capacity to be an individual with an individual design. If you, truly feel a sense of dread over the idea that someone is copying you, be so radiant that you cannot even see them. Be yourself in ways that they cannot even understand, and if you feel you can't do that, go down inside and find out why that is. You are your own person, and your personhood should be more than a layout. I say this about webcomics too: ideas are cheap, it's the execution that counts.

To divert somewhat, and stress the similarities between the mythical online time where nothing went wrong supposedly and Right Now, this possessive tendency existed back then. The owner of Darklinks, or Dark Side of the Net, suffered an incredible spasm and shut down the links section of her website over people poaching her links. Why do such a thing? Because they apparently belonged to her and as such you were only permitted by her rules to take five at a time maximum. On one hand I get that one must travel far and wide, (and yes in dial-up speeds I imagine this was a true test of one's endurance) but...*Big Bopper voice* but...but...I got no money, honey!

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Do you take commissions?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

No, but my best friend Lutz does. They can always do with a helping hand, whatever you pay them goes to dog food, human food and rent.

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How and/or why do you use LLMs?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

To me, it's a tool that is good or bad depending on the person. I used to feel very negatively about it myself, but as of now I use it to generate large swathes of boilerplate code and help me write more comfortably. All the writing you read here is mine, albeit simplified for cognitive accessibility. Without these modifications, I run the risk of confusing you and creating a worse reading experience. I have two primary explanations for why this is.

Firstly, I am naturally verbose; I nest half a dozen clauses per sentence, and this does not make for comfortable reading, even for my intended audience of naturally verbose nerds. Secondly, I have PTSD, which can interfere with the process on top of these linguistic quirks. Of my nervous system's ideas of how to handle stimuli, dissociation is the one that intrudes the most. Keeping occupied is how I prevent dissociation, as with its sibling ailment, derealisation, a disconnection from the surrounding environment instead of the self. Thankfully, doing this is not overly difficult, being autistic means a tight routine is desirable for me. I start a passage by recording on my Iphone's Voice Memos program, copy the transcription and then I exchange with a robot until I whittle it down to a more concise result, adding and removing passages along the way. I find myself motivated to write more, especially as I remove chunks of the transcription. Eventually I review it for cadence and read it out loud, where I may repeatedly rewrite passages until I am satisfied.

I do not hold my drafts in high regard, for in the words of Hemmingway, "The first draft of anything is shit." I also find using a robot is more efficient than stopping Lutz after a hard day's work and making them answer heaps of writing questions when they'd rather be getting stoned, drawing comix, and drowning people in Rollercoaster Tycoon while we caterwaul on a phone call together. They help me in many wonderful ways, but to me, writing is a process that is often best left to a single person, even if a robot acts as their teleprompter. As long as something gets to exist and I am in control, I am okay.

Where I do draw a hard line with AI, besides not lifting any text from it verbatim, is with my visual art. There is also no place for AI to fit into my process, and, in contrast to my issues writing, I am far more confident when I draw. For reference posing I use human sources, and when I get stuck on any compositions, I ask Lutz to help, as unlike writing, drawing is much easier to multitask with, and we both tend to be drawing at the same time when we have our calls. Without feeling a particular urgency to explain my personal philosophies on AI art, I do not feel threatened by it or worry about the concept of it replacing me. I am confident in the character of my work, and its ability to weather the deluge that roars past it.

The way I see it is that AI art is a transient medium that cannot embed itself into our hearts the way our hands can. I am not afraid of pattern recognition, however advanced, when we still have true human insight. If you'd like further reading, here are some articles on the subject.

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How did you get into ASCII?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

So, how I got into ASCII was because back in 2024 -- in particular, 2023/2024 -- I was having very, very bad thought spirals about somehow losing my ability to draw. It wasn't from a sense of me becoming worse. It was more like I was having thoughts about somehow being rendered physically unable to. And they were absolutely debilitating. I used to have all manner of psychosomatic pains in my upper arms. It was bad. It was very classic stress phenomena and very unpleasant. And I decided, in an attempt to sort of soothe myself when these thoughts were at their peak, I decided to try ASCII art as another means of expressing myself. I wasn't sure if I was going to be into it, but I think it's like a part of my philosophy that I like things that are tiny and primitive and seemingly unassuming, but can communicate a lot about oneself. So it's definitely one of those things that's very unexpected, but I think it's become quite emblematic of me. I also want to keep my website visually distinctive, and I dislike drawing assets for my site. It just never went with my aesthetic, and given that my site is so tech-heavy, I only find it appropriate and somewhat poetic that I am doing this text-heavy website with, well, text art.

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How did you start webcomics?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

A lot of it was unlearning a lot of notions I had about art. That webcomics had a quote-unquote ceiling, you had to have a certain skill-level in order to even think of starting one and that even when you do, you're beholden to an endless list of rules on how to do it correctly. This easily could have kept me away from the idea, but I think the thing that got me into comics was that I just wanted to be able to say that I gave it a try at all. Very much like ASCII, I really, really wanted to try and just see what happens, and if it didn't work, then at least I tried. But the thing that captured me about webcomics was that I can and do illustrate, but I like the fact that I can show a lot of emotion and that I can tell you about so many of my characters and the setting that they're in in all these little pictures.

I like the idea of the webcomic as a tapestry of one's creative output, rather than just labouring over huge pieces. I find illustration in longer bursts absolutely exhausting, even if I'm not fixating on mistakes I become understimulated and want to do more than just the composition I'm on.

I prefer to go with sequential art because I think it best demonstrates not just how I see my setting and how I wanted to communicate it, but it's a lot more engaging for me. I find it very satisfying when a page is put together. Also, I will admit, being inspired by underground comics was massively helpful for getting me into webcomics. It really helped to communicate that you don't need to draw them in a certain way, you just need to be able to make the compromises you need to. There was also a YouTube video by an artist named Lars Martinson, in his video "4 Time-Saving Tips (from a guy who spent 13 YEARS drawing a comic)". He talks about his experiences with webcomics and how he struggles to get his graphic novel out, and he goes over quite a lot of these things himself as well. So I definitely recommend his video if you are new to comics or if you just want some pointers.

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Why do you consider your site a library?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

I think all websites are capable of being libraries. There is still this idea that the internet is inherently not educational, which I take quite a lot of umbrage with, because I've learned a ridiculous amount through it and done all sorts of things through it. Being a place of personal expression is the primary reason for this site, but over the years, I've come to really, earnestly want to help people with the information here, the way I've been helped by all these other hardworking curators.

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Why is the site so text-heavy?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

Justin Jackson's "Words" explains this perfectly.

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What did you use for this?

(last revised: 19/07/2026)

An overdue colophon. In no particular order:

  • Layouts: Kalechips' Box layout is the fork Invitatio is built on. Kalechips' Classless layout ran previous versions of the Lair. Kalechips' Sidebar layout runs the homepage. Repth's Openbook is the base book layout behind most of the site's paged sections (this FAQ included), iterated further with an LLM to make it more responsive.
  • Fonts: Special Gothic, Dico, Alagard, Tandy and Birchleaf, all used across the various @font-face declarations sitewide.
  • Colours: #080808 and #D3D3D3 from W3Schools' colour picker.
  • Python libraries: pdfplumber (pulling text out of PDFs), Playwright (browser automation for scraping), aiohttp (asynchronous, concurrent web requests), Requests (plain synchronous web requests), NLTK (language processing, used for stylometry), textstat (readability scoring), BeautifulSoup (HTML parsing), LexicalRichness (vocabulary and style metrics), Pillow (image generation and editing) and urllib3 (lower-level HTTP handling, mostly for quieting connection warnings).
  • Links: Too many sources to nail down.
  • Chatbot of choice: Claude Sonnet, for mass-automation of boilerplate, finding python libraries and general bugfixing. The idea for even using an LLM to code was actually from PetraPixel, who some of you may know for her layout generator.