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*Creeeaaak...*

Good evening and welcome to my haunted house in the web. I've got tricks, treats, and random obscure nonsense of the vampire variety!

If you're stuck on where to start, try visiting the Projects page for a list of everything I've ever done. I know, light reading! To be a trifle more specific we have:

  1. An expansive links page for all manner of tech and horror.
  2. Guides on data-hoarding, creating a homelab and transitioning from Windows to Linux
  3. Free public domain vampire books which you've probably never seen before.
  4. A corresponding vampire bibliography to go with your books.
  5. And so, so much more!

If such nerding appeals to you, stay right where you are. I'll get the smores and hot coco.

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