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Word from the Lair
Last Updated: 14th February 2026
Zoloft is continuing to treat me very nicely, and I'm halfway to full effectiveness! My pookie Alex is having similarly good results on their new meds so we're both in good cheer.
Free public domain vampire books now haunt this website! The formatting is not quite perfect but love is in the air and I just had to treat you all. The prompt generator is also getting more additions in the coming days, so hopefully you can have a wealth of ideas to work with. More projects are coming once the free books page recieves more entries, more plaintext downloads and more stuff! Next up is a vampire worldbuilding checklist for further development of your original vampire settings, in case you feel like you've missed a spot. Then after that I may mess about with a silly onsite quiz and later down the line, a vampire lexicon. Happy ValentOMBS!
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