"Huh? What's this?"
This is an introduction to my Lair's secret pages. As you browse, you may find funny ASCII symbols that you can click. These will lead you to pages like this one, and will happen as they do!
Some of these pages may be candid or otherwise bizarre. The pages you will mainly find on the surface layers of the website are very silly, lighthearted ones like this. Of course, no guides or educational materials will be hidden in this manner. Everything educational is immediately presented upfront and ready to access.
The secret pages mainly consist of random drabbles, writings, bits of art here and there, and other such things that I think are not necessarily too personal for display, but that I personally haven't fully worked through emotionally and don't necessarily feel comfortable thrusting to the forefront. Basically, things that befit the nature of a fun little site’s secrets.
This isn't going to interrupt your browsing experience. None of the pages you see on the front of the site will ever be relegated to secret status. If you want to hack through it, just hold down the tab button on your keyboard and you should be able to get to them just fine. So if you have mobility issues or any problems clicking fine buttons, you can easily just hold down the tab button.
None of the secret pages will contain anything scary, untoward, or otherwise inconvenient. There are no pranks, gypes, hexes, or jinxes involved. This is purely for the fun of exploration. You can engage with them if you want, but you really don't have to.
Of course, if you took the whole site and compiled it somehow, you would probably find some of these a bit quicker than others. But if you're a casual reader, it might take you a while. For the record, the secret pages are still being created. There's only really one big secret page right now, besides this explanation. But more will come throughout. So if you have found this one somehow, then congratulations to you. I am juggling quite a lot of projects. I am very much employed and time is something I have to consider very carefully. Good luck finding them all!
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