Dark Elf

Dark Elf
A Dark Elf, a slender female figure with a crossbow.
Summoned by
Rooms Guard Room
Sacrifice recipe Skeleton ×2
Professional Aptitudes
Aptitude Fighter
Special abilities Arrow (Level 1) Knives (Level 4) Guided Bolt (Level 8)
Productivity Assessment
Level   1   4   7   10
Pay (gold/10 min) 600   690   840   1500
EPs/sec (fighting) 15
EPs/sec (training) 3
Physical Examination
Level   1   4   7   10
Health 100   175   250   600
Speed (tiles/sec) 0.70   0.81   1.05   1.75
Running speed 1.26   1.45   1.89   3.15
Agility Moderate
Slap damage 10
Stun duration (sec) 3
Hunger rate (sec) 200
Chickens to fill 1
Health/chicken 25
Time awake (sec) 300
Time asleep (sec) 9
Combat Analysis
Level   1   4   7   10
Melee attack damage 14   25   35   84
Preferred weapon Blunt
Fight style Support
Strikes every 2.1 seconds
Psychological Profile
Level   1   4   7   10
Fear threshold 5   9   13   25
Threat Points 2   4   5   10
Time to convert (sec) 80   92   112   240
Assist jailbreak? Yes
Annoyance at
No sleep (per sec) .34
No food (per sec) .30
No pay (per sec) .18
No work (per sec) .15
Torture (per sec) 3.4
In Hand (per sec) .50
Slap 9.1
Alone in Combat Pit 1
Near hated (per sec) 4.6
Hates (near) Elven Archer, Dwarf
Pleasure at
Sleeping (per sec) 2
Praying (per sec) 1
Winning in Pit 50
Viewing Pit (per sec) 1
Receiving gold gift erases all anger at no pay
Elite version
Zenobia, the elite Dark Elf.
Name Zenobia
“Meet Zenobia, the Dark Elves’ sharp-eyed Queen. Cruel and swift and ruthless, she’ll serve your forces well.”
— The Mentor, Brotherhood
Attracting Zenobia
Summoning layout for Zenobia.
A Training Room surrounded by Guard Room tiles. Both have little value after Zenobia arrives; sell unless you want more Dark Elves.

Supervisor's Evaluation

The Dark Elf is attracted by a Guardroom. Even after she arrives, she will continue to gravitate toward Guard Rooms, even at low levels. If you need to train the Dark Elf fast, and your guard points are reasonably secure, pick her up bodily and drop her in the Training Room.

The Dark Elf acts as a Support fighter. This means that she will stay at the back in combat, shooting her crossbow at the enemy lines, with deadly accuracy and a slight odour of caper berries.

During peacetime, she will guard in Guard Rooms, pacing up and down, and patrolling any Guard Posts that may have been built, lamenting the lack of respect she receives.

Self-Evaluation

Primary Certification
Supporting Fire
Secondary Certifications
Sentry, Group Tactics
What is your greatest professional strength?
The wisdom to work in concert with my sisters for maximum efficiency, plus the patience of the hunter.
I have the ability to stealthily approach the enemy and engage them with long-range sniper fire.
Female creatures have ALL the strengths of males!
What is your greatest professional weakness?
My gender is NOT a weakness! However, as an archer, I have to travel light, so I have few defenses in close combat.
What do you enjoy most about your job?
Working with my sisters in harmonious sorority.
The quiet times while on guard duty.
What do you enjoy least about your job?
Certain female creatures who THINK they're such great warriors, when all they really are is adolescent male fantasy figures!
What do you want to get out of your position?
I want to prove to the Evil Powers that female humanoids don't have to DEGRADE themselves to be an asset to the cause.

See Also

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