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Projects
A masterlist of everything I’ve posted under this name.
These are lo-fi, experimental projects that happen and update at will. I got these ideas from a variety of other small websites, too many to name here. They exist here because for all of my drawing, I have thoughts that refuse to stay put, even if they all happen to be list-shaped. Most of these projects are fairly Safe-For-Work, with a major exceptions for the Dream Diary, Vampire Code and anything to do with Dancing with the Dead (barring Hiareth). I pride myself and this lair on being informative, so most of the pages have an educational lean. None of what you’re about to see is all that known, and I trust you’ll leave this lair with a few shiny finds for your own endeavours, if not a tint of mirth at the minimum. These projects are authentic displays of derangement and I like them that way!
This page does not list deceased, dying or archived projects. For those, I can’t tell you out here in the open, I’ve promised their embarrassed ghosts the dignity of a private rest.
Live webpages
| Title | Summary |
|---|---|
| Bestiary | A bestiary of ASCII critters. |
| Downloads | This lair's plaintext archives, translations of pages, one-offs and other errata. A must-see for archivists. |
| Dream Diary | A log of dreams I've kept since early 2024. |
| Dungeon Keeper 2 Shrine | A fansite for Dungeon Keeper 2 entirely in HTML. |
| Flickermaus | Small reviews for the atmospheres of vampire films before 2000. |
| Glossary | You're gonna need this for the vampire books you'll be reading. |
| Link Library | All the links I find useful. |
| Vampire Bibliography | My personal bibliography for vampire literature. |
| Vampire Books Online | A library of public-domain vampire literature. |
| Vampire Code | A vampire-themed version of the Geek Code. |
| Vampire Prompt Generator | A keyword generator for helping you come up with vampire-themed art. |
Webcomic Projects
Dancing with the Dead is my Awful-British-Sex-Dramedy in the form of an Underground Comic. I disinterred this idea in January 2021 and have lovingly tended to it since. It’s free-to-read and freer to spread, with a DIY ethos and a love for the undead. As of writing it consists of one 17-chapter webcomic and two little browser games.
Where to start?
| Title | Summary |
|---|---|
| DWTD Website | Start reading DWTD online! |
| Archive.org Listing | The entire comic, downloadable via Archive.org. |
Games
| Title | Summary |
|---|---|
| Foxtrot: Gone Away | A horror-comedy text-adventure. You're trapped in the hunting lodge of a certain Belfort, and if the waistline's any clue, you're on the menu. |
| Foxtrot: Gone Away Walkthrough (1.0) | A full walkthrough for the Adventuron build of Foxtrot: Gone Away. |
| Hiareth | A Bitsy game where you wander the English countryside as a newly dead Will O' the Wisp. First released Halloween 2025 with Foxtrot. |
Fun things
| Title | Summary |
|---|---|
| Pearlnight Commissions | High-quality colour renders of the DWTD cast, drawn by my best friend Lutzbug! |